So I check my myspace this morning, and I received this email from some random guy. This email is verbatim:
WATS GOOD MAMI
MY NAME IS CHRIS , IM 22 YEARS OLD & IM FROM CROWN HEIGHTS BROOKLYN
IM HALF BLK & JAMIACAN & IM DRUG & DIEASE FREE
IM ON HERE LOOKING 4 A COOL FEMALE FRIEND DAT LOVE GETTING HER PUSSY EATEN
I LOVE EATING PUSSY & I HAVENT EAT ANY PUSSY 4 AWHILE MAMI
IM NOT ABOUT DA HEAD GAMES OR BULLSHIT IM SERIOUS AS U CAN GET
I WILL LOVE 2 B UR MALE SLUT & STAY ON MY KNEES EATING UR PUSSY
& IF U HAVE SOME SEXY AZZ FEET I WILL SUCK ON THOSE TOES
& I HOPE U DONT THINK IM DISRESPECTING U IN ANY WAY OK MAMI IM JUST BEING REAL IM TIRED OF SOME OF U WOMAN OR FEMALES ACTING LIKE Y'ALL DONT LIKE GETTING UR PUSSY EATEN UP ON DA REGULAR
BUT LIKE I SAID PLEASE DONT TAKE IT DA WRONG WAY OK MAMI
IF UR INTERESTED IN DAT PLEASE HIT ME UP I HAVE YAHOO & AIM
MY YAHOO IS - XFACTOR10_RAVENS@YAHOO.COM
& MY AIM IS - XFACTOR4LYF
I WILL B WAITING MAMI
What I want to know is this - this foolio who emails me has over 1,000 friends on MySpace. The majority of them are women....and he has such a ridiculous decal on his page I want to know if anyone has fallen for this crap.
I mean, seriously, America?
EDIT - FOUND THE DECAL! LOL
The repeated use of "mami" annoys me more than anything else.
ReplyDelete- Shephathiah
The sad reality is this: There are almost certainly are women who will 1) fall for this illiterate, rambling drivel and 2) consider it romantic/sexy.
ReplyDeleteEven sadder.... he clearly thinks there is nothing wrong with what he's doing.
please, I've gotten those emails all the time.
ReplyDeleteThis is so hilarious. Wow, I have never received an email on MySpace like this, and am happy I haven't. It is probably similar to those scams that guys get, from annonymous women, telling them to come see their pics, etc. From time to time I go and remove suspicious friends, and delete those that have been removed from MySpace. I also change my password frequently. Speaking of... ;) But yeah, that is just really stupid and funny. There are some guys out there that are like this.
ReplyDelete