Friday, June 5, 2009

A Sigh On MySpace


So I check my myspace this morning, and I received this email from some random guy. This email is verbatim:

WATS GOOD MAMI

MY NAME IS CHRIS , IM 22 YEARS OLD & IM FROM CROWN HEIGHTS BROOKLYN

IM HALF BLK & JAMIACAN & IM DRUG & DIEASE FREE

IM ON HERE LOOKING 4 A COOL FEMALE FRIEND DAT LOVE GETTING HER PUSSY EATEN

I LOVE EATING PUSSY & I HAVENT EAT ANY PUSSY 4 AWHILE MAMI

IM NOT ABOUT DA HEAD GAMES OR BULLSHIT IM SERIOUS AS U CAN GET

I WILL LOVE 2 B UR MALE SLUT & STAY ON MY KNEES EATING UR PUSSY

& IF U HAVE SOME SEXY AZZ FEET I WILL SUCK ON THOSE TOES

& I HOPE U DONT THINK IM DISRESPECTING U IN ANY WAY OK MAMI IM JUST BEING REAL IM TIRED OF SOME OF U WOMAN OR FEMALES ACTING LIKE Y'ALL DONT LIKE GETTING UR PUSSY EATEN UP ON DA REGULAR

BUT LIKE I SAID PLEASE DONT TAKE IT DA WRONG WAY OK MAMI

IF UR INTERESTED IN DAT PLEASE HIT ME UP I HAVE YAHOO & AIM

MY YAHOO IS - XFACTOR10_RAVENS@YAHOO.COM

& MY AIM IS - XFACTOR4LYF

I WILL B WAITING MAMI

What I want to know is this - this foolio who emails me has over 1,000 friends on MySpace. The majority of them are women....and he has such a ridiculous decal on his page I want to know if anyone has fallen for this crap.

I mean, seriously, America?

EDIT - FOUND THE DECAL! LOL

6 comments:

  1. The repeated use of "mami" annoys me more than anything else.
    - Shephathiah

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  2. The sad reality is this: There are almost certainly are women who will 1) fall for this illiterate, rambling drivel and 2) consider it romantic/sexy.

    Even sadder.... he clearly thinks there is nothing wrong with what he's doing.

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  3. please, I've gotten those emails all the time.

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  4. This is so hilarious. Wow, I have never received an email on MySpace like this, and am happy I haven't. It is probably similar to those scams that guys get, from annonymous women, telling them to come see their pics, etc. From time to time I go and remove suspicious friends, and delete those that have been removed from MySpace. I also change my password frequently. Speaking of... ;) But yeah, that is just really stupid and funny. There are some guys out there that are like this.

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  5. crazylady FUCK U BITCH & BURN IN HELL

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  6. SUCK MY DICK ALL OF U BITCHES

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