If you read Jezebel.com (and you already know it's a great great great site), then you already know about the open thread they have about Ms. Heidi Montag's performance on the Miss Universe pagent tonight.
Let's discuss her outfit before we go on to her actual "performance". What's wrong with the photo above, boys and girls? First off, her outfit is stupid. And something is wrong with the crotch in her pants. It's like she's carrying a big queef in there. Maybe it's her husband, maybe she just put something in there to give her some edge, I don't know.
Second off, what's up with a flesh toned bra pants thing going on? I thought flesh tone was for the illusion of that you aren't wearing anything, but it has glitter, but it has some black piping, but zzzzzzzzzzz....
Yawn Snore! Her shit is boring.
I won't even mention her hair, makeup, and her fakito boobs. I actually find her everything disconcerting. Like, now that she fixed everything with plastic surgery, and is "pretty", it's ok that she's assaulting America with her terribleness. And yes, it's assault. You can go to your local precinct and file a report for this hot mess.
She's just so mediocre it's RIDICULOUS. I mean, if you need proof. Please notice her stumbling around second 25-35:
Now, we all know the song is bunk. She cannot sing and the song is about nothingness. Fine. But she can't dance and it's all a little too much. Paula Abdul can't sing either, but the bitch was bad when it came to the dance. And that's why you sang Cold Hearted Snake (look into his eyes! C'mon, you're singing it right now with me!). The song was bangin', and Paula brought it.
If Heidi gets to be famous for sheer nothingness, why can I be famous? I do plenty of nothing all day as well, and I sing like no other when it's karaoke time.
Britney did a better job with that outfit - the snake accessory is missing. And while Britney couldn't sing she certainly was able to dance. Now I'm just happy to see her walk and talk at the same time... But this isn't about Britney. How did the producers of the Miss Universe pageant decide to hire her? Are times that bad? Did they think it would be funny? This "performances" raises too many questions... - Shephathiah
ReplyDeleteOh my god, I can't take it! My ears are bleeding, help...
ReplyDeleteI don't understand her "celebrity" at all. I'm sure her "star" will fall just as fast as it came "up". She's just cashing in before the collapse.
Wonder if she'll even be around a year from now.
I say she comes out with a sex tape next year, the divorce the year after.
yawn.
Yes, the sad part is Britney wore almost that exact same outfit what 8,9 years ago? And there are plenty of stars that can't dance, Mariah, Whitney but have the chops to match. I mean even Tyra danced better than Heidi, remember Shake Your Body?
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